"Donald Trump cannot control his bowels and is related to the Jeffrey List. That was Sasha Riley, an alleged victim of Donald Trump and the guy who owned Turtle Island. I know this sounds hard to believe, but apparently Donald Trump has been shitting himself during press conferences, TV sets, and on live interviews. It's trending, but it's based in reality. He would often soil himself on The Apprentice. He's worn diapers since probably the 90s, but I saw it firsthand in the 2000s on Celebrity Apprentice in the late 2000s. And we'd have to stop the show and change him, you know, and that was Keith Schiller's job. He would take him off set, he would wipe him down, our nickname for Keith, Wet Wipes. Yes, we are talking about the exact same Keith Schiller who raided Donald Trump's gastroenterologist, Harold Boynton, raided his office days after he took the presidency. That was their top priority. So many things that should have been more important, but the White House's top priority was sending Donald Trump's personal bodyguard to get this doctor's records regarding Donald Trump's bowels. I know Donald Trump is scared shitless to release those files."