"Well, we got a warehouse fire update for everyone. As you can see, we're here at the location of the fire with my main man, JD. But you probably know him as Creepalacha. He had to come check this shit show out for himself. They do have all the flames out. There's no smoke left at all. Good job, guys. Oh my goodness. The smell is sick, man, like disgusting. They found this old ass fire truck, which makes me think what else was in there? That burn up that's in the sky and in the air that they didn't know about. It's just kind of cool, though. I don't even want this rain on me right now. I feel like I'm gonna melt. Babe, what do you think about this crisis? Crazy. I got a message from my wife. Dalton got the governor to respond, and apparently it's on your Facebook video. Tell me what Patrick said. Nine hours ago. You missed me on Sunday. This was widely reported. We have updated the public every day in real time and mobilized every agency to help. We'll be up again today. You got more than the entire community. Bitch, I'm the mayor. If you want shit done, you tell Dalton. From his Patrick Morris page. Oh, wow. I'm flattered, Patrick. I really wanted to make it known. I think Chachapetee wrote that. Oh, for sure. It's got a hyper date. God, Patrick, I'm proud of myself. Dude, you know what you should do? Criminally responsible, are you gonna pursue pressing charges to the fullest extent of the law? That's what you should say on that comment. Alrighty, well, you heard JD. Let's give the people of West Virginia what they want and hold the son of bitches who are responsible for this disaster accountable. Oh, and I think you should do something really freaking cool and lead the class action lawsuit for the people of Parkersburg, West Virginia. Thank you for all the suffering that has been caused, man. And you could do that. Everybody have a great day."