"Listen, Trump, you gotta get over this shit and get NATO on board with the war, okay? Because it sounds like Iran is getting some new allies. Two months ago, we had 100, I told this story yesterday, we had 111 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan. Oh my God. We're losing the war with Iran so bad, it converted Japan to Islam. And I know it sounds stupid when Trump says it, but if someone told you the Islamic Republic of Japan was a new fusion restaurant in Bushwick, you, you fucking hipsters will be lining up for it."