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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social
Jul 8, 11:32 AM

Here I am slagging off Keir Starmer for accepting some free glasses. Because that is so much worse than accepting £5 million from a crypto billionaire or using the house of a convicted fraudster while he pays for my staff, security and social media.

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"Wow now just Just give me a second Just give me a second. Do you like them? very expensive But guess what I bought them myself. How about that?"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · Jul 6, 07:45 PM

Here I am slagging off Keir Starmer for accepting some free glasses. Because that is so much worse than accepting £5 million from a crypto billionaire or using the house of a convicted fraudster while he pays for my staff, security and social media.

<div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:yirtmztlwyhfxpigjnjssxfs/bafkreiefjacmcw7rvh4nzhj2qyzcn7n44yldmpjsq64piv3nam6ufc4bhm" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Charles C Cadmus</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@carliecad.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 07:55 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">“I bought them myself, how about that?” At a cost of £400 per pair of spectacles, this charming grifter would be able to purchase 12,500 pairs of spectacles with the undeclared £5,000,000 gift from corrupto currency offshore billionaire Christopher Harborne</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> <div class="mt-2"> &lt;div class=&quot;border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2&quot;&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex items-start gap-2.5&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- Avatar --&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:s2uoixske6t33pc4de2ilxsp/bafkreicbeelfy5x2tkvw73bm3jkgcuv3eeci7dltroqxckr2s4nkjzlknm&quot; class=&quot;w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800&quot; /&gt; &lt;!-- Comment Content --&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex-1 min-w-0&quot;&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex items-center gap-2 mb-1&quot;&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-xs font-bold text-slate-300&quot;&gt;mqb2766.bsky.social&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-[10px] text-slate-500&quot;&gt;@mqb2766.bsky.social&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-[9px] text-slate-600&quot;&gt;· Jul 6, 08:02 PM&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p class=&quot;text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words&quot;&gt;Is that like the house in clacton which he, sorry his partner, bought as they&amp;#39;d allegedly pay less tax? Im sure that would be more than 400 quid.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;!-- Replies --&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;mt-2&quot;&gt; &amp;lt;div class=&amp;quot;border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div class=&amp;quot;flex items-start gap-2.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- Avatar --&amp;gt; &amp;lt;img src=&amp;quot;https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:yirtmztlwyhfxpigjnjssxfs/bafkreiefjacmcw7rvh4nzhj2qyzcn7n44yldmpjsq64piv3nam6ufc4bhm&amp;quot; class=&amp;quot;w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- Comment Content --&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div class=&amp;quot;flex-1 min-w-0&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div class=&amp;quot;flex items-center gap-2 mb-1&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;text-xs font-bold text-slate-300&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Charles C Cadmus&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;text-[10px] text-slate-500&amp;quot;&amp;gt;@carliecad.bsky.social&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;text-[9px] text-slate-600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;· Jul 6, 08:09 PM&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;p class=&amp;quot;text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words&amp;quot;&amp;gt;“Disingenuous grifter” ~Coutts Bank (internal client assessment)&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- Replies --&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; </div> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:x7tv4wmgc4lepzgujccws5tj/bafkreieg7mpmz4y2nuyfz4z3c63d3fkejru36sj4ffbayglirfivvprjte" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">captainheedo.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@captainheedo.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 10:26 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Please play this regularly…. He is not joking any more it seems….</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:tydspcqeuf6fd5shdv2lnbs2/bafkreihwoyfudzra4ej7rmrus6ulegfvdw5nnbcuaigtn7stw6pmtxl7cu" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">maggieh78.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@maggieh78.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 07:47 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Where&#39;s Wally?</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:swxt5uomfk2etkos5pi5eshr/bafkreiagcbcwt23whdqcde6jgef7e2x7jipde452rzlsjyok7qsod2mcwy" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Gfrun</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@fenyizi.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 08:27 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Politics rewards audacity and shamelessness.</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:r4ripsd3negwyo4coabrjlgj/bafkreid5jihrctjr7ol7r4qm4uk6ks46syqi4g77r4brk4uplax44dzima" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">chrishodge.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@chrishodge.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 09:08 AM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">I bet you did….. show me your receipt!!</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:jl6ohvlyhb76mu55cyggkp72/bafkreicpcnr3n5nh2g5jq6j5rc6xtrmxhzrn6jpeqzgh2whf2ivrte4ir4" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Janey Llou (Jane to my friends)</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@janeyllou.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 05:42 AM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Aww did Posh George write the joke.</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:h77dowuheckdplbowz2bawsh/bafkreigfprzinr4ux3e4ucnnn3a7f2hnqqcxzizgedevbnhejgkzefurby" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Nualaatpeace</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@ros14.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 08:21 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">I&#39;ve detested this lazy, lying scrounger from the first time I was aware of him.</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:gblb6m32u7p3xrfzrkukbhrh/bafkreicfpsj4b5k6rouh2fu3mmloea7webgatz4k3yibwz64sybxrljdoy" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">In at the deep end</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@in-deep.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 09:28 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">He was really tetchy on Sky News today, he nearly lost it with the reporter.</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:eirinxazwnlxr5hhlr7chk44/bafkreidkvkhwr55h2yxenv62jot6c63q2cbnzp7gqxh3duxbx5adzsvvuy" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Stevie D</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@stevieinselby.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 11:06 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">But those glasses were *political*, unlike the bribe for him to stand for election and push for lower restrictions on craptocurrencies...</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:ecgiyiceti5zdu5gqed5pub7/bafkreif2egdgwutqovpjacgf3bsied5whlw7btk6llqgx4dwjdv4vtrrra" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Andrew</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@andydownie.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 07:47 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">My god he’s such a creep. It’s all so false and American - like he’s one of their super rich kiddy fiddling evangelists.</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:eao5y2ncwo7gqdsfjdmpscsn/bafkreidscgyyic2jqwdmjfo2lk65ym3wqazlmyr55bbsftzkaifmf5fje4" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Toilet banned</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@finl3y.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 08:24 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Turns out he bought them with £5 million he was given</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:dcd4f5wmicbsfmmanogovznd/bafkreihzubs7fpezdyo2dyk27m3qyarujqz62s35u4kt3bye7iqdmioyoa" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">daviddouglas.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@daviddouglas.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 07:49 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Nigel is definitely not a crook.</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> <div class="mt-2"> &lt;div class=&quot;border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2&quot;&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex items-start gap-2.5&quot;&gt; &lt;!-- Avatar --&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:x36rkovsmfgz6uzsecrc5wks/bafkreifod2bcj5dgfpbetoueh4cxatjbmqjjcc5qf4tqgsk2dmv2fbx5qy&quot; class=&quot;w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800&quot; /&gt; &lt;!-- Comment Content --&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex-1 min-w-0&quot;&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;flex items-center gap-2 mb-1&quot;&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-xs font-bold text-slate-300&quot;&gt;Coxy&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-[10px] text-slate-500&quot;&gt;@collyc.bsky.social&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;text-[9px] text-slate-600&quot;&gt;· Jul 6, 08:09 PM&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p class=&quot;text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words&quot;&gt;He&amp;#39;s a crook ( 🤣 )&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;!-- Replies --&gt; &lt;/div&gt; </div> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:cji6eg4xbjszv47pmfi6vaij/bafkreid7qk2vlifq2w4rznbw7ruaizhwxljcusebqkujzb5l3fstrt7qx4" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Meher Oliaji -</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@mehero.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 09:02 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">I feel sorry for the Starmer offspring who was allowed to study for their exams in someone else&#39;s flat during the election campaign, and became a news story</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:cibekqf64z5wptsv6l5f5yxz/bafkreihuiaufv3f4kaqr73uy25dol77wm55qwpvaslwaxbfny4as5l5de4" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Jonatwestwales</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@cbosa.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 08:11 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">What are you going to do when he resigns and drifts off into the wilderness?</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:c34awtpa2juojoxcsvjou4w3/bafkreieyrhhhydiphoqf573t7qle2ztgvjtt64uemxavjvbdtgiazhkqmy" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Nick Cave</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@nickcave63.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 07:56 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">One word. Wanker!</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:7xryxcmu323fpdayasdmxvpj/bafkreihyaq6phkxazngizon3pac3q6otdo7ardnqdznafsxmonnjbxkpna" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Merry Christmas, as in the other place.</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@hellobluesky5694.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 08:56 AM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Disgusting &#39;Free Glass&#39;s</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:7wfg4zu7un76v7qjz2qupmjf/bafkreidj7s6u2tufh7xmknta6dgdn3nf3croqfqmhc25dg6ssn4cocngf4" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">darkcrimes.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@darkcrimes.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 08:53 AM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Fuck Farage. Double standards or what ?</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div> <div class="border-l-2 border-slate-800/60 pl-4 py-2 mt-3 ml-2"> <div class="flex items-start gap-2.5"> <!-- Avatar --> <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:6xjki3hjcqzyzg2oub4xmayp/bafkreiewvaweakbrzp6f75kvmrz6byksxksncbhnra56tcjbxusrpzd72a" class="w-6 h-6 rounded-full shrink-0 border border-slate-800" /> <!-- Comment Content --> <div class="flex-1 min-w-0"> <div class="flex items-center gap-2 mb-1"> <span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">John</span> <span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@uto1867.bsky.social</span> <span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 6, 08:44 PM</span> </div> <p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Creepy cryptocunt</p> </div> </div> <!-- Replies --> </div>