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Jul 12, 05:53 AM
Vance: Elon Musk was in my motorcade at one point and the motorcade completely shut down traffic. And Elon's like, 'I can buy a lot, but I can't buy that.' Ha ha ha.
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"It's the thing that money can't buy. So I was traveling, actually, Elon Musk was in my motorcade at one point. I think we were in Florida, actually. It was maybe during the transition. And it just stayed completely shut down traffic from the airport to, I think, Mar-a-Lago. And Elon's like, you know, I can buy a lot, but I can't buy that. I can't buy that. It's fantastic. That's right."
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· Jul 10, 03:13 PM
Vance: Elon Musk was in my motorcade at one point and the motorcade completely shut down traffic. And Elon's like, 'I can buy a lot, but I can't buy that.' Ha ha ha.
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<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@santinimore.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 04:23 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">The Cyclosporiasis parasite causing explosive diarrhea across the States is actually more amusing, and more personable than JD 'couch-fucker' Vance.</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">JD</span>
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<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 03:15 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Hahaha, power is better than the most money. Hahaha. 😐</p>
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<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 05:29 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Mike Rowe is doing himself no favors today.</p>
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<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 03:14 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">In what world is that funny?</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Alexander Hamizdat 🇵🇷</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@alexhammy209.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 03:16 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Also objectively he can? Movie producers do it all the time?</p>
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<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 03:15 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">That's fantastic</p>
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<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@joshb4joshua.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 05:30 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">&quot;Now, let me tell you how sick we are of the elites!&quot;</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Matthew A. 🖕🧊</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@matthewa128.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 04:18 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">He can buy traffic? I don’t get it. How is that supposed to be funny?</p>
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<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 04:36 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">🥴</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@crabapplejones.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 10, 03:17 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Relatable.
Vance has all the charisma of a Hudson News tuna salad sandwich at Peoria International</p>
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