"My grandpa was hitting on 30-year-olds and smoking straight reefer in his 80s. I think I'll be fine The most fucked up part is that like I'm not a doctor but I actually think you're right and then that dude who measures his boner quality every night and like Eats 18 different types of vegetables for breakfast every morning is gonna have like an embolism at 58 or something like that"