"You sit back, you open a beer, you watch a sporting event. That's what men do. They watch girls softball? When that's what's on, that's what they watch. It's that or a cricket match between Scotland and Bermuda. Now, I am an educated man, Charlie, but when somebody tries to explain cricket to me, all I want to do is hit them in the head with a teapot. Good morning, Mr. President. Good morning, Patty. So it's softball, Sacramento State versus the University of the Pacific. Well, that's a clash of the titans, Mr. President. Now, you're not going to spoil my fun. I wouldn't want to, sir. I'm going to get to the end of the day. I'm going to sit back, open a beer. And watch girls softball. That's right. Good morning, Mr. President. Good morning, sir. Hey, Steve. Hey, Mikey. Listen, have I gotten any of the names right so far? No, sir, but you came damn close on a couple of them. OK. Good morning, Mr. President."