"My name is James and I am calling you from the Windows technical department. This call is about your computer. You have a Windows computer, right? Yes, I do. Yes. The reason why we are calling you today, because since couple of days, we are receiving lots of errors and warning messages from your computer because we have customer ID numbers of your computer, which will identifying that you as a user of that computer. And that ID is on a blocking list from our Microsoft server. Did you enjoy your lunch? Did you enjoy your break there? Who are you? What is your name? You keep talking really strangely. My name is Jason. Yes, who's this? Yeah, you're speaking very strangely. I don't know what this is. I can hardly, you know, you're speaking very like a lady."