"Hey, bitches, welcome to episode 95 of Roll for Chores, where the D&D dice tell me what to do so I can get shit done. Let's see how many chores it's going to be today. Two. And what's that first tour going to be? Two. Reorganized shelf with glasses. It's not the worst, but it could use some help. Also, I knocked over the box of peat pellets when I was reorganizing the plant supplies, and that's what's on the bottom shelf. So we're just going to go ahead and get this all cleared off. And then we're going to have to spray down this shelf because it hasn't been dusted in a million years. And because it's so close to my stovetop, somehow oil gets over here, too. I don't really know how that happens, but it just does. While doing this, I decide that there's a bunch of these glasses that I don't actually want. So I'm going to go ahead and donate those. And because I'm so damn indecisive, I'm not going to reorganize this once, but apparently five times. I even change it once after I stop filming. So here's the final result for now. Clean. Chore number two. Five. Closet clean out of dresses. I'm getting really tired of cleaning out my closet, but you know, that's my fault. I have too much stuff in here. As with the tops and the skirts, I will do a slowed down version of this where you can help me decide what I should keep, what I should get rid of. And where we can all make fun of my terrible taste in fashion. Maybe you'll even be able to guess which one of these dresses I've had since I was a teenager. Is it bad that at this point in the closet clean out, I really just want to set everything on fire and call it a day? But then I'd have to go shopping again. OK, I love you. Bye bye."