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The RedDot
@thereddot.bsky.social
Jul 8, 03:50 PM
I got so many spam calls lately, I’ve decided to practice my improv and acting skills by answering each call. Hubs finally was home to record one and tbh- it’s actually working.
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"Your call is now being transferred an agent is now available to be connected please press one once again children you went and you did this and I just am dealing with this myself"
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The RedDot
@thereddot.bsky.social
· Jul 6, 11:54 PM
I got so many spam calls lately, I’ve decided to practice my improv and acting skills by answering each call. Hubs finally was home to record one and tbh- it’s actually working.
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">You just got my brain to go into a defensive state it hasn't been in in decades. Well done!</p>
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<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 12:26 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">That is awesome. No notes 🤣</p>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">I set me voice mail to 3 minutes of hamster dance. In order to leave a message you must listen to the whole thing. It has actually messed up the auto dialer into starting the next call while trapped in my voice mail</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">maniacaltoaster.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@maniacaltoaster.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 12:05 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Holy shit I actually jumped that was awesome! lol</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">The RedDot</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@thereddot.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 12:09 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Thank you! :D most of these calls have me pressing numbers a few more times to get to an actual human so usually I’m already making noises so it isn’t dead silence before they answer. It’s honestly the most fun I’ve had in a minute.</p>
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&lt;span class=&quot;text-[9px] text-slate-600&quot;&gt;· Jul 7, 12:25 AM&lt;/span&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words&quot;&gt;I usually just shout &amp;amp;quot;TALK TO PERSON!&amp;amp;quot; or tell the computer things I&amp;#39;m not allowed to repeat. lol&lt;/p&gt;
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<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@thereddot.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 01:25 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Here’s their number btw, just in case you are also a jilted lover.</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">Azazel</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@shemakesmeso.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 07:59 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">For a brief second I thought this was your number and you were encouraging us to experience your reaction first hand, and I was very confused.</p>
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<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@darlosworld.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 09:53 PM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Excellent 👌</p>
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<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@bigmanmar.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 12:59 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">Damn, that was solid! Even my heart jumped a bit</p>
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<span class="text-xs font-bold text-slate-300">jmarrhere.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[10px] text-slate-500">@jmarrhere.bsky.social</span>
<span class="text-[9px] text-slate-600">· Jul 7, 02:49 AM</span>
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<p class="text-xs text-slate-350 leading-relaxed break-words">I got a spam call while writing my Ph.D. dissertation. Told the guy, &quot;I'm so glad you called!&quot; and started reading to him from my first draft. Got through three pages before he said, &quot;Ma'am, Was there someone you particularly want to talk to?&quot;</p>
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