The body pays bills, made humans, parallel parked... no to vlastně ne, ale zas třeba něco jinýho! Dejte si sklenku vína - jako já - a řekněte si pěkně nahlas I AM LEGEND 🍷
"I saw the bikini, I loved it. I propelled my body into it with a fervour, not like you're drunk after the wedding, getting into a conga line. I fought my low self-esteem like it owed me money and flirted with my boyfriend. I buried that low self-esteem in the back garden under the patio slabs, right next to my dignity from 2006. I am Lycra, I am legend. Yeah, my belly's wobbling, my arms are jiggling, my thighs are clapping louder than a theatre kid at a production of Hamilton, but this body paid bills, made humans, parallel parked, survived mild inconveniences and major emotional meltdowns and ality. So, this body deserves a bikini in the sun, cocktails, and to be belligerently horizontal on a plastic lounge, or if it so chooses. If you don't like it, though, sure, look away. I am not here for a photo shoot, I am here for vengeance and snacks. And if the bikini starts digging into my kidneys, but sure, that's just my body's way of giving itself a little hug for being so magnificent. Come here, self-love, it's not just a little vibe anymore, you know. It's aggressive, it's a full-contact sport, and we've got to be like glitter-covered linebackers doing the hack of charging into battle with a face mask of boundaries and a bra held together by sheer will."
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The body pays bills, made humans, parallel parked... no to vlastně ne, ale zas třeba něco jinýho! Dejte si sklenku vína - jako já - a řekněte si pěkně nahlas I AM LEGEND 🍷