"Can I put in journal that I am a very good cook of full English breakfast? Yes, you can. In fact, I've made a few notes. Um... Yes. Bacon, ten on ten. Button mushrooms, bingo. Black pudding, snap. Minicrisis is more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nitpicking. On the whole, a very good effort. Seven on ten. Let's make lava. I always find a fried breakfast makes an excellent aphrodisiac. Excuse me."