TSA STOPPED ME FOR THIS April 5, 2026 www.instagram.com/reel/DWwD1Wx... joshjohnsoncomedy Josh Johnson
"I got stopped by TSA, they flagged my bag, and the whole time, you know, they ask the questions, anything sharp, anything like I should be aware of. Turns the screen to me even more, and he's like, are those brass knuckles? And I was like, sir, I don't own brass knuckles. And he's like, then what am I looking at here? Like, what is the, and now I'm freaking out a little bit because this is, this is like the most, someone's really like interrogated me at TSA, and I'm like, if it's in the bag, it's yours. You can't just be like, oh, it's not my gun. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if it's in the bag, it's yours. And so now, in my head, I'm like, ooh, I wonder if I like bumped into somebody in security, and then they like ocean to Levin, put some brass knuckles in my bag or something. I don't know, I don't know what, I don't know what's going on. Somebody's trying to jam me up. I'm glad I didn't panic. There was a part of me, look, look. I don't know if you can tell, but I'm pretty soft. So like, as soon as they had three questions for me, I was like, I didn't do it. And so then, so then he opens my bag, flips the bag open and goes right to where he saw the knuckles. And oh, I was devastated. Because they weren't brass knuckles, just like I thought they weren't brass knuckles. But I had forgot they were in my bag. They were toe spreaders. Before you judge, look, I've been working on my feet all my life. All right, I've been through a lot. I got, at one point I have prescription shoes. Just trying to make sure my toes don't just keep getting tight and collapsing into each other and become one toe at the end of my foot. So at night, sometimes I put the toe spreaders on to remind the toes, hey, each one of you is an individual."
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TSA STOPPED ME FOR THIS April 5, 2026 www.instagram.com/reel/DWwD1Wx... joshjohnsoncomedy Josh Johnson