"Hello, I'm from the government in today's episode of where is humanity going to shit now We look at everything everywhere all at once like here at the Indian government where our bear hugger-in-chief has banned Comedians from making fun of him including the honest government ads hi modes We know you're watching and here at the Queensland government where we've banned six words about freedom cool and all well here in Indonesia Our war criminal president had thousands beaten and arrested for protesting government shit fuckery So of course we now get to chair the UN Human Rights Council and here in Saudi Arabia We had a journalist butchered with a bone saw so we get to host a World Cup in Russia We're forcing migrants to fight in Ukraine in year four of our three-day special military operation in China We're preparing our own special military operation, but hey here's a new iPhone here at the government of Iran We've massacred thousands of our people and somehow now look like the victims Thanks to this war criminal and his orange chimp launching an illegal war on us here at the Israeli government We've committed genocide in Gaza invaded Lebanon and imposed the death penalty just for Palestinians Which makes us the biggest pieces of shit in the world But hold our beer cuz here at the US government our retention seeker-in-chief is bored of peace So he's armed war criminals kidnapped presidents had ice-murder American citizens and when he shocked the world by saying he'd erase an entire civilization overnight said Thanks to these assholes Everyone's spending billions on preparing for World War three instead of better schools solutions to the climate crisis and a cure for Alzheimer's You can forget about that scientists have coined a term to define the age We're living in the in shit in it but last week four humans flew around the moon millions of Americans took to the street and Hungarians turned out in record numbers to end this cunt 16 years of authoritarian rule a species that can reach for the stars and Flush out a fascist in the same week can get its shit together So if you have a shit government and statistically you do be like Hungary This has been a message from your local government franchise. Good luck Authorized by the department for going gentle into that. Good night"