"Hive Bakery, how can I help you? Oh, we're gonna go damn hard. No we're not, we have a line out the door. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? No, we love America, that's why we fight for it. We hate Donald Trump and the entire administration. It's a fascist regime and they're holding us all back. You know that you voted for a r***. You know he's a convicted felon. You know that he's using your money to fund all of his b***. All of his vanity projects, but you want to call me stupid? You're so patriotic. Oh my god, I have to go, we're so busy. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? How do you even know I'm gay? Are you epsilon-ing me, how do you even know I'm gay? How do you know that it's my building and I'm not just some kid running the register and answering the phone? Hang up. He goes, what time do you close? About 6 o'clock and he goes, ehh, probably for good. That was a home singer, I'll give it to him. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? I'm only 16 years old and I didn't write that. So you're berating a child right now. You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm just a punk kid, I didn't write the article. Why are you attacking me? I just work here, bro. A punk a** place. Old people are so angry. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? Shame on you for calling this bakery on a Tuesday like you got nothing else to do. Shame on you, shame, shame. You should have respect for the country that gave you birth. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? What's the Michael Jackson song? Hive Bakery, how can I help you? Can you get a better insult? The same one over and over is like so disappointing. Oh, so fat, oh, so smelly, oh. You don't even have a job, bro, I own a business. Keep laughing. Baby, I own businesses. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? Well, I don't think it's bulls**t, it's me exercising my right to the freedom of speech. You're such a miserable human. Is that the best you got? Because I heard it about 50 times today. Hive Bakery, how can I help you? Is that all you got? What else you got? Let's hear it, let's hear it. What are you going to do if you show up? I have a recording going, so tell me, what are you going to do if you show up to my bakery? He farted in the phone. Too stinky now, baby. You f***** told me to harass me. I'll serve you, get in here. And you said, will you serve me? Because I'm a MAGA Republican. I'll f***** serve you, get in here. Oh my god, I have to go, we have a line, I'm busy, bye. Yeah."