"On today's episode of, wow, you're full of shit, Vice President JD Vance tweeted, our message is simple. If you defraud the American people, we will find you and we will bring you to justice. Unless, of course, your name just happens to be Trevor Milton, guilty of $676 million of securities fraud, pardoned by President Trump in 2025, or Michael Milken, who defrauded investors out of hundreds of millions, pardoned by Trump in 2020, Eliyahu Weinstein, $200 million Ponzi scheme, commuted by Trump in 2021. Now I could go on and on and on, so I will. Paul Manafort sends to seven and a half years in prison for financial fraud, pardoned by Trump, Rob Lagojevich, 14 years in prison for bribery and extortion, pardoned. George Santos, wire fraud and identity theft, pardoned. Jason Galanis, $84 million in securities fraud, pardoned. Carlos Watson, pardoned in 2025. Now again, I could still keep going on and on if I wanted to, so I will. Paul Walshack, payroll tax fraud, Bernard Carrick, tax fraud, Todd and Julie Chrissy, tax evasion, Charles Kushner, tax evasion, Albert Pirro, tax evasion, Michael Grimm, tax evasion, all pardoned. So thank you JD Vance for your commitment to always being full of s***. See you next time, folks."