"So I recently learned about love triangles in clowns. It's a thing. So you have the harlequin, who's the upbeat, he's the party guy. And then we have the parole, the sad clown, the emo kid. And they're both competing for the affections of the woman. And I love it because it's good news for everyone. Because no matter what happens, it's the clown who gets the girl. And if a clown gets the girl, then what does that mean for us? I don't know. I'm hyper fixating on clowns right now because I have a clown book coming out this fall. So follow along if you want a little bit more of this sort of thing."